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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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theapplepieisfreakingworthit:

Thank you, Dan.

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mercurykiss:

scienceyounerd:

ok ok but just imagine

it’s april fools

john is pranking his dad

he hides every hat in the house and replaces them with novelty hats

and dad wakes up in the morning and goes to get ready and he just like

refuses to be fazed

so he puts on one of the joke hats like

“have a good day at school son i’m off to work”

i’m bringing this back up because why isn’t this the MOST REBLOGGED DAD HEADCANON EVER?

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burghers:

HOLY SHIT I DONT WANT TO ALARM U BUT HARRY THERES A MOTH ON UR CHEST

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